Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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