oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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