So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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