I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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