As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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