Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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