No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
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It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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