I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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