Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Farmville is her only friend.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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