I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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