Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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