Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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