so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
is wine microwaveable?
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
its liver damage thursday
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