if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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