we have officially lost it.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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