Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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