would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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