I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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