Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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