You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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