I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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