quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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