do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just cropdusted the office
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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