Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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