I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You have to summon your inner elephant
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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