So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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