Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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