Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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