dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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