Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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