We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just cut my nipple shaving
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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