Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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