I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
