she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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