I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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