Define "chronic" masturbator.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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