Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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