dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
ok first of all what the fuck
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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