I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Randomize
