I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm bleeding and have questions
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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