We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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