im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.