quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Dating After Heartbreak
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.