I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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