It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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