I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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