in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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