Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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