I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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