So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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