Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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