It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Vodka?
Forever.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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