I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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